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Jason  This is an account run by Jason's awesome friends (Really, we're awesome. He'll try to lie to tell you otherwise. Don't listen to him. He's an asshole. We love him though. Kind of. Maybe. Actually, jury is out on that one.)
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March 4, 2018

Here, you see Jason trying his best to audition for Rock of Love, but doesn't realize the show isn't on the air anymore. Chances are, Brett Michaels also doesn't realize his show is off the air. It's a match made in Vegas. #WhatHappensInVegas #GoesOnInstagram #JoeWasHere

March 3, 2018

You see this face? This is the face of a man so drunk he has made friends with everyone in Vegas. There is no controlling or stopping him now. #WhatHappensInVegas #GoesOnInstagram

March 3, 2018

Now he's making friends wherever he goes while looking like Gary Oldman as Commissioner Gordon. We also might make these poor people take him with them. #WhatHappensInVegas #GoesOnInstagram

March 3, 2018

He thinks pink is my color. I'm more of a green and purple guy myself. This is him trying to force it on me....he's also very drunk. Something about all of us needing to match or something...? #WhatHappensInVegas #GoesOnInstagram #JoeWasHere

March 3, 2018

Found on Jason's phone. Not sure who this girl is but she seems to like standing next to Jason. We wonder how much he paid her to smile in this picture.

March 3, 2018

What is he doing? We don't know. He started drinking as soon as he woke up. #WhatHappensInVegas #GoesOnInstagram

March 2, 2018

More gems from Jason's phone. We wonder who he sent this steamy pic to? #ActuallyWeDontWantToKnowAtAll

March 2, 2018

Recovered from Jason's phone. He knows how to smile? #WhoKnew? #NoSeriously

March 2, 2018

What happens in Vegas shows up on Jason's Instagram. #WhatHappensInVegas #GoesOnInstagram

March 2, 2018

Auditioning for Anchorman 3, or a 70s porn? You decide. (But the correct answer is Anchorman Porn). #JoeWasHere

March 2, 2018

We tried to warn him but he's just drinking instead. #HostileInstagramTakeover